Have you heard about our Adopt-A-Ghost Program? No?!
Well, for just $4 today... you can support a disembodied spirit in need!
Each one comes with a glow-in-the-dark representation of you spirit...
and a scroll about their lives and how they PERISHED!  (...and maybe a little something extra...)
**Make sure you read the warning labels before opening** 

Yes, yes, we know you probably already have spirits lingering around, causing mischief....
Did you know: 
All of our Ghosts have been responsibly sourced and vetted
Have been shown to quell rambunctious behavior of existing presences
Did we mention they glow-in-the-dark?!